(Note: I have not finished the game yet)
AnimusVictim17 has logged in.
UnappreciatedBrit has logged in.
UnappreciatedBrit: Desmond, is there a reason you're not in the animus right now?
AnimusVictim17: yea Becca said we should give it a few hours to cool off.
UnappreciatedBrit: "cool off"? What, were you petting so many dogs the system crashed?
AnimusVictim17: i think ur the only guy i know who types wt full words.
UnappreciatedBrit: Are you saying I should dumb my language down to your level?
AnimusVictim17: im just saying there are faster ways 2 type.
UnappreciatedBrit: if anything, I think you should stop using those stupid text-speak adages. They make you look like a sixteen-year-old girl.
TreerunningPatriot has logged in.
AnimusVictim17: how did u get this chatrom?
UnappreciatedBrit: charming, Desmond.
EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged in.
SexyItalian72 has logged in.
AnimusVictim17: Oh wait its just this again.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: its been a while Desmond.
SexyItalian72: ur cheating on me
UnappreciatedBrit: Suppose I should have seen that coming…
SexyItalian72: Ive been replaced.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: Oh boo hoo.
AnimusVictim17: Again, rl srry u guys, but i cant control that.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: y did u have to go to him in the first place? You could have lernd all the training u needed from me.
SexyItalian72: I think it makes perfect sense for u to want me, but y would u ever leave?!?!?!?!?!
AnimusVictim17: Altair Ezio look it was nothing personal.
SexyItalian72: thats some pezzo de merda right there.
SexyItalian72: SHUT UP!
SexyItalian72: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY?!
AnimusVictim17: dont shout plz
EagleOfMasyaf1191: We're in a chatroom…
TreerunningPatriot: R a t o h n h a k e t o n
UnappreciatedBrit: Well, seems there is someone less articulate than you, Desmond. I take it all back.
SexyItalian72: Im crying.
AnimusVictim17: calm down ezio
TreerunningPatriot: sorry. Im rlly new to this.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: thats ok. welcome to the ship i guess.
Pinkies_Up has logged in.
Pinkies_Up: Connor! What have I told you about using the Internet when I'm using it?
TreerunningPatriot: I dont see y we cant both use it
Pinkies_Up: Because if we both use it, it'll run slower. Then neither one of us can do anything productive.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: If it helps, i dont think aones ever done anthing productive on the internet.
TreerunningPatriot: Look father im just chatting with some friends.
SexyItalian72: we are so not friends.
UnappreciatedBrit: will you stop acting like a little girl?
AnimusVictim17: thats the second time uve accused me of being young woman. Got anything u'd lke to share shaun?
Pinkies_Up: who are you people, anyway? And why are you spending your time interacting with my good-for-nothing offspring?
AnimusVictim17: plz dont talk about him like that.
UnappreciatedBrit: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help noticing that you are remarkable well typed.
Pinkies_Up: Indeed, I've noticed the same of you. When I saw the usual drivel people spout online I could scarcely believe it.
TreerunningPatriot: thank you desmond.
Pinkies_Up: Are we the only two civilized beings left in this wretched future?
HaYtHaMsBiTcH logged in.
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: when i find the mongrl who changed my usrnam
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I will gut thy're carcass and use it for bait.
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: srry mastr kenway i saw ur name in the cat and decided to join but i just saw my username appears to have been changd
AnimusVictim17: cant help agreeing wt whoever chaned it
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: shut up swine
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I swear whoevr did this will pay………
Pinkies_Up: it was you, wasn't it, Connor?
SexyItalian72: he cant even type!
UnappreciatedBrit: Yeah, sorry mate but I'm with Ezio on this one. Connor's not really tech savvy enough to pull that off.
AnimusVictim17: how r u ppl getting in here? We have a password
HaYtHaMsBiTcH: no offense master kenwy but ur son is a srs thorn in my crotch
SexyItalian72: icant believe he said that
Pinkies_Up: None taken. He is in mine, too- side, that is, not crotch. That was vulgar, Charles.
HaYtHaMsBiTcH has logged out.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: well that was a fun time.
SexyItalian72: what was his problem even.
TreerunningPatriot: ………I don't know……
Pinkies_Up: why the ellipses, Connor?
AnimusVictim17: u rlly do think it was him don't u?
UnappreciatedBrit: but if it was, how did he do it?
Pinkies_Up: be more specific, son.
SexyItalian72: actually its not that hard to change smones username if uknow ther password.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: how do you get the password?
AnimusVictim17: cookies r a good way
SexyItalian72: y do u want tochange someone name?
Pinkies_Up: Right. I'm going to go make myself a cup of tea.
UnappreciatedBrit: Oh! Make me one as well, would you?
Pinkies_Up: Fine. Sugar?
UnappreciatedBrit: yes, please.
Pinkies_Up: I like you. You really do know how to type with dignity.
AnimusVictim17: Aw, Shaun's blushing.
Sexyitalian72: you know they rlly don't. not relly.
Pinkies_Up has logged out.
UnappreciatedBrit: I'm going to miss that fellow.
AnimusVictim17: He was a dick.
UnappreciatedBrit: please don't talk about him like that.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: happens to be true.
SexyItalian72: Connor if ur going to say somthng just say it.
TreerunningPatriot: ……..Charles Lee…
UnappreciatedBrit: what about him?
TreerunningPatriot: Charles Lee. …..
AnimusVictim17: maybe we should get him a typing tutr.
UnappreciatedBrit: maybe we should get YOU a typing tutor.
TreerunningPatriot: ……i hate him but i woudnt change his onlne nam. thats rlly dishonest.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: changing it? Or having one in the first place?
UnappreciatedBrit: Oh god don't ask him anymore questions.
UnappreciatedBrit: It pains me to imagine him hunched over a laptop somewhere, eyes desperately scanning the keyboard for the letter 'y'…
SexyItalian72: Pains…right, pains…
AnimusVictim17: ezio ur straight remember?
SexyItalian72: sorry. crashed at leos this weekend.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: that makes sense then.
TreerunningPatriot: …..not……..a laptop.
TreerunningPatriot: using…………a computer.
AnimusVictim17: u could probly type faster witout the ellipses.
TreerunningPatriot: but i….naturly….takl….slow.
EagleOfMasyaf1191: kids are crying g2g
SexyItalian72: k bye
EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged out.
UnappreciatedBrit: It's a shame Altair never had a daughter.
AnimusVictim17: again with the little girls…
UnappreciatedBrit: no, you gutter-brained moron. Think how differently the situation would have been if Sef were female. How would Darim react to a female sibling? Maria?
UnappreciatedBrit: The possibilities really are endless.
TreerunningPatriot: I….wish…I had a….sibling.
SexyItalian72: theyre not that much fun.