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*9:13 pm
AnimusVictim17 has logged in.
UnappreciatedBrit has logged in.

UnappreciatedBrit: Desmond, is there a reason you're not in the animus right now?

AnimusVictim17: yea Becca said we should give it a few hours to cool off.

UnappreciatedBrit: "cool off"? What, were you petting so many dogs the system crashed?

AnimusVictim17: i think ur the only guy i know who types wt full words.

UnappreciatedBrit: Are you saying I should dumb my language down to your level?

AnimusVictim17: im just saying there are faster ways 2 type.

UnappreciatedBrit: if anything, I think you should stop using those stupid text-speak adages. They make you look like a sixteen-year-old girl.

*9:16 pm
TreerunningPatriot has logged in.

UnappreciatedBrit: Uh…hello?

AnimusVictim17: how did u get this chatrom?

UnappreciatedBrit: charming, Desmond.

TreerunningPatriot: hello

EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged in.
SexyItalian72 has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: Oh wait its just this again.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: its been a while Desmond.

SexyItalian72: ur cheating on me :(

UnappreciatedBrit: Suppose I should have seen that coming…

AnimusVictim17: Sorry?

TreerunningPatriot: hello

SexyItalian72: Ive been replaced.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: Oh boo hoo.

AnimusVictim17: Again, rl srry u guys, but i cant control that.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: y did u have to go to him in the first place? You could have lernd all the training u needed from me.

SexyItalian72: I think it makes perfect sense for u to want me, but y would u ever leave?!?!?!?!?!

TreerunningPatriot: hello

AnimusVictim17: Altair Ezio look it was nothing personal.

SexyItalian72: thats some pezzo de merda right there.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: agreed.

TreerunningPatriot: hello

SexyItalian72: SHUT UP!


AnimusVictim17: dont shout plz

EagleOfMasyaf1191: We're in a chatroom…

TreerunningPatriot: R a t o h n h a k e t o n

UnappreciatedBrit: Well, seems there is someone less articulate than you, Desmond. I take it all back.

SexyItalian72: Im crying.

AnimusVictim17: calm down ezio

TreerunningPatriot: sorry. Im rlly new to this.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: thats ok. welcome to the ship i guess.

TreerunningPatriot: thx

*9:25 pm
Pinkies_Up has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: what

Pinkies_Up: Connor! What have I told you about using the Internet when I'm using it?

TreerunningPatriot: I dont see y we cant both use it

Pinkies_Up: Because if we both use it, it'll run slower. Then neither one of us can do anything productive.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: If it helps, i dont think aones ever done anthing productive on the internet.

TreerunningPatriot: Look father im just chatting with some friends.

SexyItalian72: we are so not friends.

UnappreciatedBrit: will you stop acting like a little girl?

AnimusVictim17: thats the second time uve accused me of being young woman. Got anything u'd lke to share shaun?

Pinkies_Up: who are you people, anyway? And why are you spending your time interacting with my good-for-nothing offspring?

AnimusVictim17: plz dont talk about him like that.

UnappreciatedBrit: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help noticing that you are remarkable well typed.

Pinkies_Up: Indeed, I've noticed the same of you. When I saw the usual drivel people spout online I could scarcely believe it.

TreerunningPatriot: thank you desmond.

Pinkies_Up: Are we the only two civilized beings left in this wretched future?

UnappreciatedBrit: yes.

*9:31 pm
HaYtHaMsBiTcH logged in.

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: goddamit

EagleOfMasyaf1191: ??

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: when i find the mongrl who changed my usrnam

Pinkies_Up: …Charles?

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I will gut thy're carcass and use it for bait.

SexyItalian72: D':

Pinkies_Up: …Charles?

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: srry mastr kenway i saw ur name in the cat and decided to join but i just saw my username appears to have been changd

AnimusVictim17: cant help agreeing wt whoever chaned it

EagleOfMasyaf1191: lol

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: shut up swine

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I swear whoevr did this will pay………

Pinkies_Up: it was you, wasn't it, Connor?

SexyItalian72: he cant even type!

UnappreciatedBrit: Yeah, sorry mate but I'm with Ezio on this one. Connor's not really tech savvy enough to pull that off.

AnimusVictim17: how r u ppl getting in here? We have a password

TreerunningPatriot: ……………….no.

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: no offense master kenwy but ur son is a srs thorn in my crotch

AnimusVictim17: lmao

SexyItalian72: icant believe he said that

Pinkies_Up: None taken. He is in mine, too- side, that is, not crotch. That was vulgar, Charles.

*9:42 pm
HaYtHaMsBiTcH has logged out.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: well that was a fun time.

SexyItalian72: what was his problem even.

TreerunningPatriot: ………I don't know……

Pinkies_Up: why the ellipses, Connor?

AnimusVictim17: u rlly do think it was him don't u?

UnappreciatedBrit: but if it was, how did he do it?

TreerunningPatriot: ……I….like….these.

Pinkies_Up: be more specific, son.

SexyItalian72: actually its not that hard to change smones username if uknow ther password.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: how do you get the password?

TreerunningPatriot: …they……….make….

AnimusVictim17: cookies r a good way

SexyItalian72: y do u want tochange someone name?

EagleOfMasyaf1191: no.

AnimusVictim17: lol

TreerunningPatriot: ……everhing………more…..

Pinkies_Up: Right. I'm going to go make myself a cup of tea.

UnappreciatedBrit: Oh! Make me one as well, would you?

Pinkies_Up: Fine. Sugar?

UnappreciatedBrit: yes, please.

Pinkies_Up: I like you. You really do know how to type with dignity.

AnimusVictim17: Aw, Shaun's blushing.

TreerunningPatriot: …………….dramatic.

Sexyitalian72: you know they rlly don't. not relly.

Pinkies_Up has logged out.

UnappreciatedBrit: I'm going to miss that fellow.

AnimusVictim17: He was a dick.

UnappreciatedBrit: please don't talk about him like that.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: happens to be true.

TreerunningPatriot: ……………

SexyItalian72: Connor if ur going to say somthng just say it.

TreerunningPatriot: ……..Charles Lee…

UnappreciatedBrit: what about him?

TreerunningPatriot: Charles Lee. …..

EagleOfMasyaf: >:/

AnimusVictim17: maybe we should get him a typing tutr.

UnappreciatedBrit: maybe we should get YOU a typing tutor.

TreerunningPatriot: ……i hate him but i woudnt change his onlne nam. thats rlly dishonest.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: changing it? Or having one in the first place?

UnappreciatedBrit: Oh god don't ask him anymore questions.

UnappreciatedBrit: It pains me to imagine him hunched over a laptop somewhere, eyes desperately scanning the keyboard for the letter 'y'…

SexyItalian72: Pains…right, pains…

AnimusVictim17: ezio ur straight remember?

SexyItalian72: sorry. crashed at leos this weekend.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: that makes sense then.

TreerunningPatriot: …..not……..a laptop.

UnappreciatedBrit: pardon?

TreerunningPatriot: using…………a computer.

AnimusVictim17: u could probly type faster witout the ellipses.

TreerunningPatriot: but i….naturly….takl….slow.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: kids are crying g2g

SexyItalian72: k bye

*10:03 pm
EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged out.

UnappreciatedBrit: It's a shame Altair never had a daughter.

SexyItalian72: ?

AnimusVictim17: again with the little girls…

UnappreciatedBrit: no, you gutter-brained moron. Think how differently the situation would have been if Sef were female. How would Darim react to a female sibling? Maria?

UnappreciatedBrit: The possibilities really are endless.

TreerunningPatriot: I….wish…I had a….sibling.

SexyItalian72: theyre not that much fun.

I'll probably add more to this when I finish the game people.

no spoilers please.
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happy1231 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Charles lee
Renz0id Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good God Connor xD Thanks for making my night with his many hellos
sissyclub Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Oh god...Poor Connor, looking for those keys! .....He...Has.....A...Point....Though....More....Dramatic... Is it bad I can see every dating site on the internet CRASHING because of Ezio use? Well...Young Ezio use. ;D
Tirinka Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
xDD Oh my god. I could not stop laughing through this whole thing. I have to go through your gallery sometime, this is fantastic.

Though, the last line makes me unsure whether to laugh or weep. ;u;'' Poor Ezio.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yes, please go through my gallery!

I'm glad you were entertained. I should have another of these 'Assassin's Chatrooms' up shortly.
ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O Connor, typing issues.
LadyDadida Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013

This is amazing!!
From the conversation to the usernames and everything EVERYTHING involved!

iguanablogger Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you very much! I appreciate that. :aww:

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I should probably write another sometime, now that I'm more acquainted with the cast of AC3. I could probably even add a few more characters.
LadyDadida Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013

Please do!
You're writing is amazing!
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you!

Yes, I'll be adding another AC3 musical number tonight...look for it in my gallery!
LadyDadida Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Fellioness Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read it again.....

I love how you portray them.... especially Connor and Ezio.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
omg i'm sorry i didn't get around to writing more last night, I know I said I would, but something came up... :iconarigatouplz: I'll do it tonight, promise! though it might not be much... ^^;

You know, I'm a writer on as well, under the same name (iguanablogger). My story "Breaking The Cycle" has gotten a lot of positive feedback, and if you like my writing you should check it out. I think it's entertaining. ^^ It's an Assassin's Creed fanfiction, soon to be featuring Connor and Haytham...
Fellioness Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no it's fine! Don't worry! I log off and on deviant art and spent the rest of my night on xbox.

which was about three hours.... of....
...smushing mice... under Connor's boots....
Il-Mentore42 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Poor Connor.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
It's not his fault he can't type =P
Il-Mentore42 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Not technologically adept, then?
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm sure he'd get used to it if you gave him time, but I can picture Connor being completely baffled by a modern keyboard XD man, especially for someone barely even associated with written language.
Il-Mentore42 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I can picture him getting cryofrozen by Juno, woken up by Desmond and Co, and walking outside and saying "Where's all my nature?!?!?"
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol yes! XD that would be epic! Omg, sorry Connor...we, uh...we broke it.
Fellioness Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg "Where's all my nature?!?!?" XD Died laughing while reading the chat and that comment.

"TreerunningPatriot: ………I don't know……

Pinkies_Up: why the ellipses, Connor? "

iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you very much for reading, and for the comment! Glad to know I made someone laugh :D
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Demented-Duo Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*dies laughing*
VicPin Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hahahahahaha I loved it! It made me laugh a lot!
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for reading! ^^
VicPin Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
xkelbix Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that was the most random ut funny thing ever! XD Why is Haytham's name Pinkies_up?
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Because when sophisticated people drink their tea, they must remember to lift their pinkies. Only commoners drink tea with their pinkies down. ^^
xkelbix Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD lol i didnt know that, learned something new today
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That's Haytham, educating the masses one teacup at a time... :aww:
xkelbix Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DutchDefqon Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm gonna assume this comment means you were entertained, and if that's the case than thank god someone appreciates me. I was gonna take this down, for the attention it got.
DutchDefqon Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SwiftKill23 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Artist
I'm...not sure how anyone can really---oh fuck it.
Connor.......does so...............................................................................slow.
It's just in his natural language that he talks slow (and his English is a bit outdated too) but still.
..More or less.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol yes, i know that if you probably gave Connor a computer and taught him to use it, he probably wouldn't type like that. But you do have to admit his speech is a bit slurred. I just super-exaggerated that to make a funny. Sorry if it annoyed or offended you :shrug:

I imagine Haytham getting mad at all those people who text-speak XD
SwiftKill23 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Artist
Nah it's alright. Maybe next time he could switch between proper english and the slow type just to annoy Haythem >3
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