Assassin's Creed 3 chatroom

(Note: I have not finished the game yet)

*9:13 pm
AnimusVictim17 has logged in.
UnappreciatedBrit has logged in.

UnappreciatedBrit: Desmond, is there a reason you're not in the animus right now?

AnimusVictim17: yea Becca said we should give it a few hours to cool off.

UnappreciatedBrit: "cool off"? What, were you petting so many dogs the system crashed?

AnimusVictim17: i think ur the only guy i know who types wt full words.

UnappreciatedBrit: Are you saying I should dumb my language down to your level?

AnimusVictim17: im just saying there are faster ways 2 type.

UnappreciatedBrit: if anything, I think you should stop using those stupid text-speak adages. They make you look like a sixteen-year-old girl.

*9:16 pm
TreerunningPatriot has logged in.

UnappreciatedBrit: Uh…hello?

AnimusVictim17: how did u get this chatrom?

UnappreciatedBrit: charming, Desmond.

TreerunningPatriot: hello

*9:17pm
EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged in.
SexyItalian72 has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: Oh wait its just this again.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: its been a while Desmond.

SexyItalian72: ur cheating on me

UnappreciatedBrit: Suppose I should have seen that coming…

AnimusVictim17: Sorry?

TreerunningPatriot: hello

SexyItalian72: Ive been replaced.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: Oh boo hoo.

AnimusVictim17: Again, rl srry u guys, but i cant control that.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: y did u have to go to him in the first place? You could have lernd all the training u needed from me.

SexyItalian72: I think it makes perfect sense for u to want me, but y would u ever leave?!?!?!?!?!

TreerunningPatriot: hello

AnimusVictim17: Altair Ezio look it was nothing personal.

SexyItalian72: thats some pezzo de merda right there.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: agreed.

TreerunningPatriot: hello

SexyItalian72: SHUT UP!

SexyItalian72: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY?!

AnimusVictim17: dont shout plz

EagleOfMasyaf1191: We're in a chatroom…

TreerunningPatriot: R a t o h n h a k e t o n

UnappreciatedBrit: Well, seems there is someone less articulate than you, Desmond. I take it all back.

SexyItalian72: Im crying.

AnimusVictim17: calm down ezio

TreerunningPatriot: sorry. Im rlly new to this.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: thats ok. welcome to the ship i guess.

TreerunningPatriot: thx

*9:25 pm
Pinkies_Up has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: what

Pinkies_Up: Connor! What have I told you about using the Internet when I'm using it?

TreerunningPatriot: I dont see y we cant both use it

Pinkies_Up: Because if we both use it, it'll run slower. Then neither one of us can do anything productive.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: If it helps, i dont think aones ever done anthing productive on the internet.

TreerunningPatriot: Look father im just chatting with some friends.

SexyItalian72: we are so not friends.

UnappreciatedBrit: will you stop acting like a little girl?

AnimusVictim17: thats the second time uve accused me of being young woman. Got anything u'd lke to share shaun?

Pinkies_Up: who are you people, anyway? And why are you spending your time interacting with my good-for-nothing offspring?

AnimusVictim17: plz dont talk about him like that.

UnappreciatedBrit: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help noticing that you are remarkable well typed.

Pinkies_Up: Indeed, I've noticed the same of you. When I saw the usual drivel people spout online I could scarcely believe it.

TreerunningPatriot: thank you desmond.

Pinkies_Up: Are we the only two civilized beings left in this wretched future?

UnappreciatedBrit: yes.

*9:31 pm
HaYtHaMsBiTcH logged in.

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: goddamit

EagleOfMasyaf1191: ??

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: when i find the mongrl who changed my usrnam

Pinkies_Up: …Charles?

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I will gut thy're carcass and use it for bait.

SexyItalian72: D':

Pinkies_Up: …Charles?

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: srry mastr kenway i saw ur name in the cat and decided to join but i just saw my username appears to have been changd

AnimusVictim17: cant help agreeing wt whoever chaned it

EagleOfMasyaf1191: lol

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: shut up swine

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: I swear whoevr did this will pay………

Pinkies_Up: it was you, wasn't it, Connor?

SexyItalian72: he cant even type!

UnappreciatedBrit: Yeah, sorry mate but I'm with Ezio on this one. Connor's not really tech savvy enough to pull that off.

AnimusVictim17: how r u ppl getting in here? We have a password

TreerunningPatriot: ……………….no.

HaYtHaMsBiTcH: no offense master kenwy but ur son is a srs thorn in my crotch

AnimusVictim17: lmao

SexyItalian72: icant believe he said that

Pinkies_Up: None taken. He is in mine, too- side, that is, not crotch. That was vulgar, Charles.

*9:42 pm
HaYtHaMsBiTcH has logged out.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: well that was a fun time.

SexyItalian72: what was his problem even.

TreerunningPatriot: ………I don't know……

Pinkies_Up: why the ellipses, Connor?

AnimusVictim17: u rlly do think it was him don't u?

UnappreciatedBrit: but if it was, how did he do it?

TreerunningPatriot: ……I….like….these.

Pinkies_Up: be more specific, son.

SexyItalian72: actually its not that hard to change smones username if uknow ther password.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: how do you get the password?

TreerunningPatriot: …they……….make….

AnimusVictim17: cookies r a good way

SexyItalian72: y do u want tochange someone name?

EagleOfMasyaf1191: no.

AnimusVictim17: lol

TreerunningPatriot: ……everhing………more…..

Pinkies_Up: Right. I'm going to go make myself a cup of tea.

UnappreciatedBrit: Oh! Make me one as well, would you?

Pinkies_Up: Fine. Sugar?

UnappreciatedBrit: yes, please.

Pinkies_Up: I like you. You really do know how to type with dignity.

AnimusVictim17: Aw, Shaun's blushing.

TreerunningPatriot: …………….dramatic.

Sexyitalian72: you know they rlly don't. not relly.

*9:55
Pinkies_Up has logged out.

UnappreciatedBrit: I'm going to miss that fellow.

AnimusVictim17: He was a dick.

UnappreciatedBrit: please don't talk about him like that.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: happens to be true.

TreerunningPatriot: ……………

SexyItalian72: Connor if ur going to say somthng just say it.

TreerunningPatriot: ……..Charles Lee…

UnappreciatedBrit: what about him?

TreerunningPatriot: Charles Lee. …..

EagleOfMasyaf: >:/

AnimusVictim17: maybe we should get him a typing tutr.

UnappreciatedBrit: maybe we should get YOU a typing tutor.

TreerunningPatriot: ……i hate him but i woudnt change his onlne nam. thats rlly dishonest.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: changing it? Or having one in the first place?

UnappreciatedBrit: Oh god don't ask him anymore questions.

UnappreciatedBrit: It pains me to imagine him hunched over a laptop somewhere, eyes desperately scanning the keyboard for the letter 'y'…

SexyItalian72: Pains…right, pains…

AnimusVictim17: ezio ur straight remember?

SexyItalian72: sorry. crashed at leos this weekend.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: that makes sense then.

TreerunningPatriot: …..not……..a laptop.

UnappreciatedBrit: pardon?

TreerunningPatriot: using…………a computer.

AnimusVictim17: u could probly type faster witout the ellipses.

TreerunningPatriot: but i….naturly….takl….slow.

EagleOfMasyaf1191: kids are crying g2g

SexyItalian72: k bye

*10:03 pm
EagleOfMasyaf1191 has logged out.

UnappreciatedBrit: It's a shame Altair never had a daughter.

SexyItalian72: ?

AnimusVictim17: again with the little girls…

UnappreciatedBrit: no, you gutter-brained moron. Think how differently the situation would have been if Sef were female. How would Darim react to a female sibling? Maria?

UnappreciatedBrit: The possibilities really are endless.

TreerunningPatriot: I….wish…I had a….sibling.

SexyItalian72: theyre not that much fun.