AC Brotherhood Chatroom

10:01 PM- SexyItalian78 has logged in.

SexyItalian78: woah. Chatroom's empty.
SexyItalian78: …
SexyItalian78: this has never happened before…maybe I should come back later…

10:04 PM- Codex_Lover has logged in.

SexyItalian78: LEOO!!
Codex_Lover: yo Ezio thank god ur online im so bored.
SexyItalian78: y? I thought you had designs from Cesare to work on?
Codex_Lover: im on break.
SexyItalian78: lol
Codex_Lover: so srsly whut should I do now???

10:06 PM- IgnoredSage55 has logged in.

IgnoredSage55: hello all.
Codex_Lover: hi Machiavelli!!!!!!!!
SexyItalian78: hi Machiavelli >
IgnoredSage55: Ezio you idiot what are you doing online at this time of night? You should be working!
SexyItalian78: I AM working.
IgnoredSage55: how so?
SexyItalian78: ask the hot chick on my left.
Codex_Lover: ok ew.
IgnoredSage55: I did not need to know that…

10:09 PM- BlondeKnowsBest<3 has logged in.

BlondeKnowsBest<3: hey guys!!! Lol Cesare is such a jerk wanna know wat he did?
Codex_Lover: Lucrezia I dont think Cesare wants
BlondeKnowsBest<3: he stole all the pastries I ordered
SexyItalian78: omg why
BlondeKnowsBest<3: I dunno. Lmao hes such a freak
IgnoredSage55: not necessarily.
SexyItalian78: that he is XD
Codex_Lover: I think hes just insecure.
BlondeKnowsBest<3: Whos insecure???
IgnoredSage55: not you, Lucrezia.
BlondeKnowsBest<3: GOOD BECUZ I ALREADY WENT TO THERAPY IM NOT DOING IT AGAIN YOU ASSHOLES.

10:13 PM- GoldenBoy[] has logged in.  


GoldenBoy[]: Leo is that u
Codex_Lover: shit
Codex_Lover is currently unavailable.
SexyItalian78: ?
BlondeKnowsBest<3: YO CESARE!!!! <3 <3 <3
GoldenBoy[]: have you guys seen Leo? I put him on break but I think he's stealing company time checking facebook.
IgnoredSage55: haven't seen him srry.
SexyItalian78: Chez did you steal Lucrezia's pastries or smthng?
GoldenBoy[]: omg I didn't take anything Lucrezia! You are such a brat y do u blame me 4 evrything?!?!?!?! >
BlondeKnowsBest<3: U didn't take them????
GoldenBoy[]: NO!!! IM ALLERGIC TO PECANS YOU IDIOT!
BlondeKnowsBest<3: OMG IM SO SORRY CESARE!!! FORGIVE ME!! SRSLY!!! :'O
IgnoredSage55: wait…how did Cesare know there were pecans in the pastries?
SexyItalian78: it's better not to ask these questions Machiavelli.
GoldenBoy[]: I saw them on the table you douchebags.
BlondeKnowsBest<3: Wait- you DID take them?!!?? I'M SO CONFUSED!!! >:0
GoldenBoy[]: shut up Lucrezia. God.
SexyItalian78: um
GoldenBoy[]: whatever. I have to go find Leo and tell him to get back to work. Those robot cardinals aren't going to build themselves!

10:24 PM- GoldenBoy[] has logged out.

IgnoredSage55: …robot cardinals?
SexyItalian78: Ok leo it's safe u can come out.
Codex_Lover is back.
Codex_Lover: phew. That was close.
SexyItalian78: u might want to get off the computer though. Chez looked angry.
IgnoredSage55: where are you, Leonardo?
Codex_Lover: basement- he nvr looks downhere anyway, so I should be good.
SexyItalian78: lol
IgnoredSage55: are you sure though?
Codex_Lover: yea I should be fine.
BlondeKnowsBest<3: I miss Cesare… and you guys are being mean to him! I'm gonna tell!!!!!
SexyItalian78: Lucrezia u r seriously a bitch.

10:29 PM- BlondeKnowsBest<3 has logged out.

10:39 PM- Sword-dude722 has logged in.

SexyItalian78: oh god no.
Sword-dude722: HAI EZIO!!!! IT'S ME AND ALL THE GUYS!!! THEY ALL SAY HI AND THEY MISS YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!!
Codex_Lover: who?
IgnoredSage55: hello sweaty mercenaries.
SexyItalian78: Bartelomeo I rlly don't have time right now but hi guys.
Sword-dude722: WHEN R U COMING BCK
SexyItalian78: I cant say right now. Y don't you let me and Machiavelli talk about it frst?
Sword-dude722: OK BTW PANTASILEA MADE YOU SOME COOKIES SHE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEM UP TOM OK?!
SexyItalian78: no problem thx.
Sword-dude722: BAI EZIO THE GUYS SAY BAI ALSO!!!

10:42 PM- Sword-dude722 has logged out.

Codex_Lover: bye guys.
IgnoredSage55: you are sharing those cookies with me.
SexyItalian78: naturally.
Codex_Lover: HOLY CRAP GUYS CESARE FOUND ME!!! HELP!!!
SexyItalian78: OMG LEO RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!! :0
IgnoredSage55: some part of me wants to say 'I told you so'.
SexyItalian78: u r such a jerk Machiavelli LEO ARE YOU OK?!?!!?!
Codex_Lover: omg guys he looks seriously pissed I'll be back later!!!

10:44 PM- Codex_Lover has logged out.

SexyItalian78: I really hope he's ok…
IgnoredSage55: yes. Well, he is a genius.
Sent at 10:45
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SexyItalian78: so I guess it's just you and me now Machiavelli.
IgnoredSage55: so it appears.
SexyItalian78: sooooooooooo…
IgnoredSage55: hold it right there.
SexyItalian78: what did I do now.

10:51 PM- ForeverForli has logged in.

IgnoredSage55: Caterina thank god Ezio is trying to engage me in awkward conversation!!!!!!
ForeverForli: I think I can engage him in some DIFFERENT awkward conversation…>
SexyItalian78: so ya i've been thinking about u Caterina.
ForeverForli: the feeling's mutual darling.
SexyItalian78: and I've decided ur a bitch.
IgnoredSage55: whoever saw this coming, raise thy hand.
ForeverForli: and why is this?
SexyItalian78: for taking sexual advantage of me twice? That was kinda bitchy of you. Plus now you're a whore.
ForeverForli: true. But you had fun.
SexyItalian78: fuck.

10:55 PM- PrettyTheif21 has logged in.

SexyItalian78: ROSA! OH TEH NOES!!!
ForeverForli: hi bitch.
IgnoredSage55: oh dear! Rosa and Caterina in the same chatroom at the same time?! What could this mean?!
PrettyThief21: IT MEANS UR GOING DOWN CATERINA DOUCHEBAG! >OOO

Dear me! What could possibly happen now?! Tune in next time foooooorrrr…

Nah. Just fave it and hope I feel like writing a continuation some time.