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9:02 PM- EagleofMasyaf9102 has logged in.
9:03 PM- Jerusalem_Rafiq has logged in.

EagleofMasyaf9102: greetings, Malik.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: sup n00b
EagleofMasyaf9102: i didn't know u had internet there
Jerusalem_Rafiq: Ya Damascus_Rafiq2 set it up for me. It's in the incense burner.
EagleofMasyaf9102: sweet.

9:05 PM- AppleLover24 has logged in.

AppleLover24: whut r u 2 novices doing online?!
EagleofMasyaf9102: discussing important mission details, master.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: what r YOU doing online, master?
AppleLover24: checking facebook.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: o_0
EagleofMasyaf9102: lol
AppleLover24: well if u 2 r busy i guess i'll go
EagleofMasyaf9102: k, by master.

9:07 PM- AppleLover24 has logged out.

EagleofMasyaf9102: so how's Jerusalem?
Jerusalem_Rafiq: s'okay. Traffic's been awful though.
EagleofMasyaf9102: that must suck.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: yeah. How's Damascus?
EagleofMasyaf9102: awesomesauce. Did u know the rafiq here was a hacker? His stuff is amazing.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: dat drugdealer's gonna get caught one day.

9:10 PM- SexyItalian78 has logged in.

SexyItalian78: sup ladies <3
EagleofMasyaf9102: what's with the username Ezio?
SexyItalian78: u don't like it? :(
Jerusalem_Rafiq: novice :P
SexyItalian78: omg the internet here is so crappy.
EagleofMasyaf9102: where r u?
SexyItalian78: Leo's place. His router's broken though so we're using his neighbors.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: so basically ur stealing ur neighbor's internet?
SexyItalian78: nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

9:14 PM- Codex_Lover;) has logged in

SexyItalian78: yo Leo!
Codex_Lover;): hello all.
EagleofMasyaf9102: wait i thought Ezio said u didn't have internet.
Codex_Lover;): my laptop has wifi ;)
Jerusalem_Rafiq: nice. Mac or PC?
Codex_Lover;): PC ya'll
SexyItalian78: don't u think it'd be a little contradictory if we used Macs?
EagleofMasyaf9102: how so?
Sexyitalian78: i meant with teh apple of eden and evrything
Jerusalem_Rafiq: ya i guess so

9:17 PM- AnimusVictim17 has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: wow ur lag is really bad
SexyItalian78: im using stolen internet
AnimusVictim17: so ur breaking the law?
SexyItalian78: not really.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: its the internet dude no one cares
AnimusVictim17: do u guys know if Lucy's been online recently?
EagleofMasyaf9102: no y?
AnimusVictim17: just wondering cuz she's been on her computer a lot. I think she's playing online.

9:19 PM- UnappreciatedBrit has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: hi shaun
UnappreciatedBrit: wtf desmond why can't I ever get away from u
EagleofMasyaf9102: u guys know each other?
Codex_Lover;): HOW EXCITING :D
AnimusVictim17: Shaun and i work together :3
UnappreciatedBrit: he's even more annoying there. He doesn't shut up.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: I know the feeling.
EagleofMasyaf9102: >:(
SexyItalian78: yo Alty I has a ? about the codex.
EagleofMasyaf9102: yeah wut
Jerusalem_Rafiq: this is a casual chatroom, thank u very much. We're not discussing work here.
SexyItalian78: but it's really important!! :O
Jerusalem_Rafiq: shut up novice! XO
Codex_Lover;): dont worry Ezio prolly I can answer for u. :)
SexyItalian78: good so u know the page with the picture of the lady on it?
Codex_Lover;): yea
EagleofMasyaf9102: i don't like where this is going.

9:24 PM- ProphetMan99 has logged in.

ProphetMan99: this chatroom is really full
SexyItalian78: RODRIGO!!!!!! XO
ProphetMan99: sup auditore ;)
EagleofMasyaf9102: this is strictly an Assassin chatroom!
AnimusVictim17: NO TEMPLARS ALLOWED! >:O
ProphetMan99: 0_o
SexyItalian78: naw guys its cool. I told Rodrigo he could come.
UnappreciatedBrit: whut? Why?!
SexyItalian78: cuz he makes really funny emoticons :D
ProphetMan99: -_OuO_- lol it's a shrug.
Codex_Lover;): OMFG!
AnimusVictim17: woah that is cool
ProphetMan99: =@_@=
SexyItalian78: LMAO1!1!!!11
ProphetMan99 has been ejected from chatroom
Codex_Lover;): omg why did u do that?!
Jerusalem_Rafiq: he was a templar!
EagleofMasyaf9102: assassins these days -_-

9:20 PM- PrettyThief21 has logged in.

SexyItalian78: Rosa! <3
PrettyThief21: lol guys i stole Antonio's wifi
SexyItalian78: that's cool i'm stealing Leonardo's neighbors.
PrettyThief21: awesome.
AnimusVictim17: lmao hi rosa.
PrettyTheif21: how r u guys?
UnappreciatedBrit: we're okay except Desmond and I r using the same computer.
EagleofMasyaf9102: so ur like, using two different tabs?
AnimusVictim17: yea. So I can read all Shaun's email >:P
UnappreciatedBrit: but he doesn't.
SexyItalian78: omfg shaun whut kinda dirty email do u have anyway
UnappreciatedBrit: that is so uncalled for.
AnimusVictim17: no rlly Ezio, he doensn't have anything dirty.
UnappreciatedBrit: thank you Desmond.
AnimusVictim17: except for that one emai

9:25 PM- AnimusVictim17 has logged out.

Codex_Lover;): NO DESMOND COME BACK!!!!! X'O
EagleofMasyaf9102: …0_o
Jerusalem_Rafiq: not suspicious at all.
PrettyTheif21: So Ezio u's at Leo's place?
SexyItalian78: yea why?
PrettyTheif21: wanna come over later?? =^u^=
UnappreciatedBrit: wow it's a good thing I kicked Desmond off or he'd be gagging right now.
EagleofMasyaf9102: ew.
SexyItalian78: u know i do baby!
UnappreciatedBrit: no I didn't! it was
UnappreciatedBrit has been ejected from chatroom.
EagleofMasyaf9102: omfg how did u do that?!
Codex_Lover;): he was being mean :(
Jerusalem_Rafiq: ur a hacker Leonardo?!
SexyItalian78: gasp
PrettyTheif21: gasp
EagleofMasyaf9102: gasp
Codex_Lover;): in my spare time u know. ^^;
SexyItalian78: so that's whut ur always busy doing…
Codex_Lover;): that and facebook.
PrettyTheif21: omg ur on facebook??
Codex_Lover;): of course.
PrettyTheif21: I'm sending u a friend request.
Codex_Lover;): cool ;3 I'll go check it.

9:39 PM- Codex_Lover;) has logged out.
9:40 PM- European_Beauty1 has logged in.

European_Beauty1: hey honey <3
EagleofMasyaf9102: ='.'=
PrettyTheif21: yo maria sup?
European_Beauty1: been out swordfighting lol screwing templars is so much fun.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: -_-''
SexyItalian78: omg Alty is this ur girlfriend???
EagleofMasyaf9102: is that a problem?
SexyItalian78: not really.
European_Beauty1: is this that kid u were talking about sweetie?
EagleofMasyaf9102: yea but don't worry he's housetrained.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: I don't need to see this.
SexyItalian78: yuk.
PrettyTheif21: I think i know whut Desmond felt like a few minutes ago…
EagleofMasyaf9102: u wanna go somewhere more private baby? My decednats aren't too happy with u.
European_Beauty1: lol sure.

9:45 PM- EagleofMasyaf9102 has logged out.
9:45 PM- European_Beauty1 has logged out.

SexyItalian78: yuk yuk yuk bad mental images yuk.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: im sure with u they're not that hard to conjure.
PrettyTheif21: omg Malik if u be dissing my boyfriend in any way…

9:46 PM- Codex_Lover;) has logged in.

Codex_Lover;): k Rosa I accepted ur request. =^u^=
PrettyTheif21: SWEET
SexyItalian78: 0_o Leo r u movin in on my girl?
Codex_Lover;): wut no im gay u retard.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: brb Kadar needs my help with his algebra again.
SexyItalian78: yo isn't his brother dead?

9:49 PM- BlueEyedAssassin has logged in.

BlueEyedAssassin: lol guys i just pranked malik.
SexyItalian78: if only Altair were here tosee u now.
BlueEyedAssassin: I told him I needed help with algebra and then locked him in the basement lol.
Codex_Lover;): …so there's no algebra…? :'(
SexyItalian78: rofl
PrettyTheif21: kadar how old r u?
BlueEyedAssassin: dont u think thats a bit personal?
SexyItalian78: dont worry dude she's my girlfriend anyway.
BlueEyedAssassin: 5.
PrettyThief21: WUT?!
SexyItalian78: omg lol whut?
Codex_Lover;): HOW EXCITING :D
BlueEyedAssassin: no just kidding lol.
SexyItalian78: WTFROFL!!! 1!!!
Codex_Lover;): so r u rlly studying algebra?
BlueEyedAssassin: yeah high school sux but Malik is relly good at it.

9:59 PM- AnimusVictim17 has logged in.

AnimusVictim17: lmao XD?
SexyItalian78: lol how did u get ur computer back?
AnimusVictim17: I fought shaun to the death and finally locked him out.
Codex_Lover;): ROFL!!! 11! !! XD
PrettyTheif21: so did u get to read his emails??
AnimusVictim17: no- how come Malik hasn't said anythign???
BlueEyedAssassin: I locked him in the basement lol
AnimusVictim17: lmao kadar u r so awesome.
BlueEyedAssassin: he had it coming. ;D
Jerusalem_Rafiq: Kadar u novice u left the back door open >:P
BlueEyedAssassin: WTF?!

10:02 PM- Jerusalem_Rafiq has logged out.
10:02 PM- BlueEyedAssassin has logged out.

AnimusVictim17: whut was that?
PrettyTheif21: I think Malik is trying to kill him.
Codex_Lover;): NOOOOOOOO!!! ;A;
SexyItalian78: lol I wouldn't be surprised.
AnimusVictim17: ikr?

Shoham and I were thinking about making this into a slideshow, ya know with avatars and stuff. Maybe i'll do it later...I'll probably use Doubleleaf's pictures for avatars.

CRACK!! :crazy: heh heh.


btw, link to video is here: [link]

If you liked the script, you'll love the slideshow. JUST TRUST ME AND GO WATCH IT.
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DraconicHero61702 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Student Writer
YOU NOVICE!*but wheres EDWARD!?;-;*
Bulmathedragon Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD lmao, dude i could seriously read that for hours
YukiHime29 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Ahahahahaaa!!! xD Brilliant! Poor Leo though ^^ Doesn't get the chance to do math xP
ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Animale_worshiper logged on

Eagleofmasaft-who are you?
Jeruselemrafiq- yeah who are you?

Animale_worshipper- u can call me Connor.
Sexyitalin78- ? Connor? What up with the weird username?
Animale_worshiper- I like animales.

Yes Connor must log on! Connor could be Animale worshipper or charleshater34 or indianboy1 or scratchy-life.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
omg "scratchy-life"...have a free internet, you genius :iconfreeinternetplz: that is amazing. You are amazing. Scratchy-life...why didn't i think of that?! xD
ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D daw I feel honored you like the name, use in your story's if you like. .u.
KalteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would have done the number 69 instead of 78 for Ezio XD
KalteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would have done sexiitalian_69
KalteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would've done SexyItalian69 XD
KalteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would've done SexyItalian69
when-i-caught-myself Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student General Artist
This is made of amazingness
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
IceFire541 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're the one who made the videos?! You...are...amazing! XD
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Why thank you :pat:
FlurryFlameDancer Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO EXCITING :iconimhappyplz:
angelawerner Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011

PLEASE go here and VOTE for my song!!! I just found out about the contest yesterday and REALLLLY want to Sing the Assassin's Creed Theme Song and get picked by Hans Zimmer!!!! <3 <3 Love you all!!! <3 <3

xoxo - Angela
57325 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
This is brillant! I am dying of laughter!
silentclearlite Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
DessyMiles Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010   Digital Artist
Lol This is really funny
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I'm making it into a video!!! Make sure to look for it on youtube soon!
PandasPwnz Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010
I laughed so hard when leo went: HOW EXCITING.
That's totally him!
hahah xD
pyrelove96 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
Holy crap... Can I send you my medical bill? I got brain damage from lack of oxygen because I couldn't stop laughing.
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Student Digital Artist
hohohohohohoho :iconlaughingplz:

no. but i can give you brain damage TWICE if you want. (sequal is coming)
pyrelove96 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
InsanityIsTheNewBlac Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
LMAO. i honestly don't have anything else to say...except: white a sequel PLEASE!! XD
littlesister26 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Padfoot7411 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lmao, that was hilarious!!!!
harrypotterlover123 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
i f'ing LOVEZ this! most funniest thing ever! lol, i laughed so hard at this!
Tokyo-Kitty Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
You don't know how much I love you for that ! :iconhappytearsplz:
Nemo-TheWayfarer Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the most amazing thing evah created! :D Great work!
ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh! I love your signature! So true!
Nemo-TheWayfarer Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha, I know, right? :P
ShadowFelix Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the-hybrid92 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Jerusalem_Rafiq: Kadar u novice u left the back door open >:P
This is amazing. It's 3 in the morning and I'm laughing my ass off xD
please add more <3
zabuza13cola Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Hobbyist
PrettyTheif21: lol guys I stole Antonio's internet

I lol'd so hard you wouldn't believe.
MikuDmc3101 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
WOOP!! lol :XD: this made my night!
Hiyume-chan Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
Ffffff, I have the giggles because of this and it's 2 in the morning. DAMN YOU. (But for serious, this was awesome xDDDD)
DeeNuke Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! Just awesome! Buahahaha!!!
fangurls101 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
Make more!!!
harrypotterlover123 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
omg this is frickin' AWESOMESAUCE!!!!! i love this it's so funny! you gotta make more, this was pure genius and this would soooo be them in these times, lol.
uNDYINGSILENCE Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010  Student Artist
I think I died laughing!

Itsagrlsnametoo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
OMG!!!!!!! I love this!!

All of their usernames are hysterical!!!!!!


iguanablogger Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Lol malki i made a video i'm gonna post it on youtube. I FOUND THE CUTEST AVATARS FOR THEM!!!
EllieTheSmuggler Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I started lolling When AlMuallim says that he was on facebook.

Nice gag. I laughed good.
SlyHaloHound Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
hilarious! :iconlassassinplz:
such a fave! I loved it when Leo kept saying "HOW EXCITING!"
Arithusa Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Student General Artist
FFFFFF. This is far too hilarious! XD
I have no idea how many times I lol'd while reading this. :XD:
aldara360 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
OMG!! plz continue i actually snorted and I only do that when something is HILARIOUS! :D
Asraphel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
buhaushausahsuahsuaahahah!!! That was.. EPIC!!!!
Please write more, more, MOAR!!!! :D
I lol'd so much xD :iconlolowlplz:
rei-revant Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
it's the best thing i ever read in this monthXD
iguanablogger Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Wow. Either I'm ridiculously awesome or you need to read more :lick:

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